Carpenters v Lx & Sound

Q: What do you call an electrician with a hammer?

A: Thief!

Q: What do you call a carpenter working in a box?

A: Dead!

Q: Why don't you run over an electrician on a bicycle?

A:It might be your bike.

Q: What do you get when you make an electrician a carpenter?

A: A bad carpenter.

Q: What do you get when you make a carpenter an electrician?

A: A bloody good LX guy !

Q: How do you know when the LX guy is dead?

A: Theres good working light

Do you know.. I worked in the theatre for X years before I learned that F***ingElectricians was really TWO words !

Sound

Q: Why do sound techs go "one two, one two"?

A: Because you have to lift on three.

Q: What's the difference between a sound guy and God?

A: God doesn't think he's a sound guy.

Q: What did the sound guy get on his IQ test?

A: Drool.

Q: What does it mean when a sound guy is drooling out of both sides of his mouth?

A: The stage is level.

Q: What do you call someone who hangs out with techies?

A: A sound guy.